kritis

Cerita 1

Attar lagi mandangin poto emak-babehnya nikahan.

Attar : " Mommy, abang attar sama ade mana..?"
Mom : " Gak ada, abang attar masih di awang-awang.."
Attar : " Nooooo.. abang attar sama ade lagi bobo..!!"

Ya Alloooh.. mikirin bikinnya aja belon..!!

Cerita 2

Ada iklan di tipi, orang tapi matanya di bikin cuma satu ditengah-tengah gitu, kaya monster.

Attar : " Mommy, kok matanya satu..?"
Mom : " Itu boongan sayang.."
Attar : " Matanya ilang mommy.."

Cerita 3

Attar mo tidur siang. Biasanya guampaang banget, entah kenapa hari itu susyeh bener.

Mom : " Attar, bobo dong nak.."
Attar : " I want my bowling mommy.."
Mom : " No, you have to sleep.."
Attar : " NOOOOOOOOOO... I WANT MY BOWLING..!!" *ngamuk*
Mom : " Ok, but you have to sleep okay..?" *keluar ngambil maenan bowlingnya*
Attar : " Thank you mommy.."
Mom : " You're welcome, now you sleep ok..?"
Attar : " Abang mau solat dulu.."
Mom : " Nanti aja ya bangun tidur.."
Attar : " Cuma sebentar kok.." *aseli, nadanya plek sama persis kaya emaknya kalo ngomong*
Mom : " Okay, but hurry up please.."
Attar : *sibuk gelar sajadah trus jungkel-jungkel ga jelas..*
Mom : " Now you have to sleep attar.." *mulai ga sabar*
Attar : " Abang mau maen sama ade.."
Mom : " Ade bobo nak.. " *kebeneran adenya udah tidur duluan*
Attar : " I'm hungry.."
Mom : " Kan tadi abang udah makan.."
Attar : " I want yoghurt mommy.."
Mom : " ATTAAAARR.. BOBOOO..!!" *huhuuu.. meledak..*
Attar : " WAAAA... HUAAAA..." *nangis*
Mom : " Come on honey, let's go sleep.."
Attar : " Abang lapel.."
Mom : " Mau makan apa..? Emang abang belom kenyang..?"
Attar : " Abang mau pizza.."
Mom : " Tadi katanya mau yoghurt..?"
Attar : " Abang mau yoghurt sama pizza.."
Mom : *inisiatif mangku sambil duduk di korsi goyang*

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FYUUUUHHH...!!!